(Source: 2000ish)

hipsterinatardis:

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laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

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police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who

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lupinatic:

hndwrttn:

sourcedumal:

Doctor? It’s Martha and I’m bringing you back to earth. 

AND HIS ASS CAME BACK ON THE DOUBLE TOO

HIS OWN FUCKIN WIFE HAD TO CARVE INTO A DAMN MOUNTAIN TO GET HIS ATTENTION

MARTHA FUCKIN JONES MADE ONE PHONE CALL

CUZ MARTHA FUCKIN JONES AIN’T THE ONE TO FUCK WITH

Rory & Amy had to deface a field with their car.

Donna had to go on solo mystery adventures to maybe run into him.

And Jack had to set up an alarm system designed around the Doctor’s detached hand.

Even Winston Churchill can’t just ring up the TARDIS any old day, he gets forwarded to River.

Martha HBIC Jones is the only person who’s got a direct line to the Doctor.

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Biden always seems to be the only one answering the letters that people send to him, the president, and a bunch of congressman and people that are below him from a political viewpoint.

And it’s just like, wow, thank you Mr. Vice President. You make it seem like the people matter.

And, I know Obama’s busy and shit. But, when Biden answered your letter and your local congressman didn’t, you know something’s gone terribly awry with the placement of the people’s voice on their list of priorities.

i’m on my period and you want me to wake up early and run a fucking marathon

are you shitting me

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(Source: gallifreyan-detective)

BUT
RIVER SOOOOOOOOOONNNGG
*jumps off cliff*

me: but why do i need a boyfriend when i've got all this au in my head with my favorite fictional characters

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour)